Lisa Turtle

by Webcam Teenz

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I've written a lot of songs about Saved by the Bell, but Lisa never got her due. Now she does.


Lisa Lisa Turtle wontcha be my gurl?
Youre the richest gurl at Baeyside
I wantcha here bby my siyide
Lisa Lisa Turtle can I climb in your sheell?

Slater's dating Jessie
That chicky's gettin Messy
She's got that 80's longbutt
You know she's just a dongslut!

Lisa Turtledove come be me love!
Lisa Turtlehead can we be wed?
Lisa Turtlewax let's make some snax!
Lisa Lisa what a piece of yeah!

Zack is datin Tori
That bitch a little whorey
She stole my leather jackett
I know I'd rather wack it

Screech is bangin Violette
But no matter how high I get
I'll never try seduce her
Her daddy's the producer

Lisa Turtledove come be me love
Lisa Turtleshell come riong ma bell!
Lisa Turtlenecks let's make some sex!
Lisa Lisa what a pizza yaeh!



released May 23, 2015
Scottie - vox gtr whatever
BBC - moar noize




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